i have weird dreams

[titusnowl]

You know what, Noel Coward?  FUCK YOU.  You couldn't even tell me how many spring rolls you needed, PLUS your butler or valet or whoever the fuck he was is an asshole, PLUS you insulted my hat, PLUS you fleeced me at poker and you KNEW I didn't know how to play.  NOEL COWARD, YOU CAN EAT A BAG OF DICKS.

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[3weasel.livejournal.com]

NOEL COWARD, YOU CAN EAT A BAG OF DICKS.

That's pretty much what he did, isn't it? I think he's pulled a Br'er Rabbit on you.

[peasmith.livejournal.com]

OH LAWDY, no suh, please don't make me eat no bag o' dicks! Ah hate eatin' dicks Ah do.

[zabbers.livejournal.com]

Ew.

[vespered.livejournal.com]

Thank you for my moment of surreality for the day.

(I love Noel Coward.)

[chikkiboo.livejournal.com]

It was very, very rude of him to take advantage of me at the poker table in such a way. I hope he's ashamed of himself.

(I adore him.)