History Lesson

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Psmith-mun: one of noel coward's long-term relationships (19 years)
Psmith-mun: was with prince george, the duke of kent
Psmith-mun: i did not think they let you stay in the royal family if they caught you fucking noel coward
Strawberry Speedster: LOL
Strawberry Speedster: but killing prostitutes' hunky-dorey
Psmith-mun: right
Psmith-mun: apparently prince george was a bit of a manwhore
Psmith-mun: slept around with EVERTHANG, man and woman
Psmith-mun: "cultivated, effeminate, and smelling too strongly of perfume"
Strawberry Speedster: lololol
Psmith-mun: and then he joined up when wwii started, of course, and his plane crashed and he died. the end
Psmith-mun: he was only 40 when he died which means he spent half his life fuckign noel coward
Strawberry Speedster: whooot
Psmith-mun: i wonder how his wife felt about that
Strawberry Speedster: hjahaha
Psmith-mun: they were going to make him (prince george, not noel coward) king of poland
Psmith-mun: but then hitler invaded before they could give him the crown
Strawberry Speedster: if he was as mcuh a manwhore as he sounds
Strawberry Speedster: perhaps she was quite happy to get him out of her bed every once in awhile
Psmith-mun: i suppose fucking noel coward was sort of The Done Thing for manwhores at the time
Psmith-mun: seriously there are ten *well-known* people he had affairs with
Psmith-mun: plus his wife, plus the ones who aren't famous enough to list
Strawberry Speedster: lol
Psmith-mun: this is prince george not noel coward
Psmith-mun: i have never counted noel coward's boyfriends
Psmith-mun: and i'm only counting prince george's 'cause they're listed in the wiki
Strawberry Speedster: lolol
Strawberry Speedster: sounds like a horndo
Strawberry Speedster: g
Psmith-mun: PLUS he got blackmailed twice by two different male prostitutes
Psmith-mun: although if he was getting THAT much sex from real people why would hebother with male prostitutes
Psmith-mun: (haha prostitutes aren't real apparently)
Strawberry Speedster: LOL
Strawberry Speedster: nymphomaniac
Strawberry Speedster: jfk-disease
Psmith-mun: ok here is some random information
Psmith-mun: starting with kiefer sutherland
Psmith-mun: he once played william s. burroughs in a film called "beat"
Psmith-mun: the real live william s. burroughs got arrested for leaving a paper trail about pot delivery with allen ginsberg
Psmith-mun: (incidentally, he was constantly trying to get allen ginsberg to sleep with him, and never succeeded.)
Psmith-mun: burroughs fled to mexico to keep himself out of prison, and brought his common-law wife with him
Psmith-mun: and while they were in mexico
Psmith-mun: they got drunk
Psmith-mun: and decided it would be a fun thing to do
Psmith-mun: if they played william tell
Psmith-mun: and you can guess that this ends badly
Strawberry Speedster: oh god
Psmith-mun: because THEY GOT DRUNK AND PLAYED WILLIAM TELL.
Psmith-mun: so yeah
Strawberry Speedster: lol
Psmith-mun: he shot her in the face.
Psmith-mun: he spent exactly thirteen days in jail
Psmith-mun: before his brother came down and bought off the judges and shit
Psmith-mun: and then he went back to america, tried again to sleep with allen ginsberg, failed again, and instead ran off to morocco to live with a teenaged male prostitute.
Strawberry Speedster: lol
Psmith-mun: IT ALL COMES BACK TO MALE PROSTITUTES.