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Having alluded to the old Alphonse & Gaston gag, I am struck with a sudden and wicked urge to write Alphonse/Gaston.
"You must stick it in first, my dear Gaston."
"I insist you stick it in first, my dear Alphonse."
"For the sake of our friendship, Gaston, please proceed."
"For old times' sake, Alphonse, I beg you to go first."
Meanwhile Leon has gotten himself into trouble somehow. (Boned by a rhinoceros that happened to wander past? Got tangled up in the bondage gear?)
"You must stick it in first, my dear Gaston."
"I insist you stick it in first, my dear Alphonse."
"For the sake of our friendship, Gaston, please proceed."
"For old times' sake, Alphonse, I beg you to go first."
Meanwhile Leon has gotten himself into trouble somehow. (Boned by a rhinoceros that happened to wander past? Got tangled up in the bondage gear?)