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titus n. owl ([personal profile] titusnowl) wrote2007-08-24 04:44 pm
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Oh the things we say at work.

Conversation between Peacock and I.

"I've got a credit card call for you.  And I'm sorry, I called you a girl."

"Huh?"

"I usually try to call you all ladies.  They're going to think we're all 15, 16-year-old girls - except me, of course.  I have the manly-man voice."

"Oh, you so do.  The testosterone emanating from your cubicle threatens to overwhelm me on a regular basis."

"I have that effect on people.  As I'm walking down the hallway, it's just coming off me in waves, spurting everywhere - "

"OK, you've just crossed a line.  I don't really need to hear about when and where you're spurting - "

" - getting all over the filing cabinets, people - "

"Maybe you'd just better transfer that call now."

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