This one is even less sensical than most of them!
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
If someone says "is this okay?" you say:
Clocks (Coldplay). That's... sort of random.
How would you describe yourself?
I'm Old-Fashioned (Noel Coward). Hey, this one actually works!
What do you like in a guy/girl?
Kiss From A Rose (Seal). Er, what? I guess I like kisses (kitchen makeouts ahoy!).
How do you feel today?
Never Tear Us Apart (INXS). Being torn apart hurts, especially if it's by, like, rabid wolves. Or wild horses.
What is your life's purpose?
One Night In Bangkok (Alphaville - it's a techno remix). Yes. That is my purpose in life.
What is your motto?
New York Was Great (The Raveonettes). That sort of is my motto, innit? Huh.
What do your friends think of you?
The Places I've Been To Are Known (Super U). I'm not really sure how to interpret this.
What do you think of your parents?
Clubbed To Death (Rob Dougan). That's pretty violent, right there...
What do you think about very often?
Minnie the Moocher (Cab Calloway). I think about getting stoned off my gourd and daydreaming about undriveable cars made out of improbable precious materials, apparently.
What is 2 + 2?
Living With The Masses (Sloan). Well, two's company, three's a crowd, four's a mass, maybe?
What do you think of your best friend?
Broken (Seether). I think everyone I'm friends with, including myself, is broken in some way; welcome to the internet generation, or something.
What do you think of the person you like?
Blue Orchid (The White Stripes). I dunno what this means, either.
What is your life story?
Shortly Before The End (OK Go). In a sort of philosophical way, you know, with life being so short -
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Blackbird (The Beatles). This reminds me of when I was quite small and told someone I wanted to be a unicorn.
What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Cuntry Boys And City Girls (The Fratellis). Well, my boyfriend's from a small town in Texas, my girlfriend's from Boston (no matter where else she's lived, she's from Boston. She just is.), so I guess this kind of works. Misspelling: sic.
What will you dance to at your wedding?
Born In '69 (Rocket from the Crypt). I assume this means my wedding will have a moshpit.
What will they play at your funeral?
The Doctor Who Theme. Okey.
What is your hobby/interest?
I Never Told You What I Do For A Living (My Chemical Romance). My hobby is murder! HOORAY!
What is your biggest fear?
Changes (David Bowie). Ha, everyone's afraid of change, deep down inside. I just happen to also be afraid of David Bowie.
What is your biggest secret?
Nagasaki (Django Reinhardt). That's right - I really do wicky-wacky-woo! Don't tell anybody!
What do you think of your friends?
Living After Midnight (Judas Priest). Considering how often I've stayed up until it's time to go to work in the morning chatting with y'all, I figure this'n works.
What will you post this as?
Narcoleptic At The Wheel (uncredited mp3, but it seems to be by a band called The Machine Is Me). I'm sleep-posting!