And now, the daily Pirate Moment

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!
We kidnap and radish* and don't give a hoot
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!

We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!
Maraud and embezzle and even hijack
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!

We kindle, we char, we flame and ignite
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!
We burn up the city, we're really a fright
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!

We're rascals, scoundrels, villains and knaves
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!

We're beggars and blighters and ne'er-do-well cads
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!
Aye but we're loved by our mommies and dads
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!

Accordion break!

* Couldn't tell if they said ravish or ravage so I went for the Pirates of the Vegetable Garden interpretation

Oh, the rootbeerity!

We cleaned out the fridge to make sure nothing will sprout life and take over the apartment while we're gone. In the back of the fridge was a half-empty bottle of IBC root beer, y'know, the kind in the glass bottles? We decided to dump it out before we tossed it so it wouldn't soak through the garbage bag or anything, and when we turned it upside down, it didn't pour.

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Ok, folks, we're checking our email for the very last time, and we won't be online again until the Monday after next, most likely. I'll try to make phone posts, and we'll see if they go through. If there's anything desperately important that I MUST KNOW, um... I dunno what to tell you. Sal might know my cell phone number if somebody dies.

Anyway, some of you will be getting postcards, some of you won't, and ONLY I KNOW WHO! BWAHAHAHAHAHA

So long! Look out Disney!

I will get my picture taken with Captain Hook! Squee!