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There is a woodpecker who comes and bothers me a-pecking at the wall of my bedroom every damn morning at the ass-crack of dawn and doesn't freaking give up until 9 or 10. I can't get any rest: I am awaked at the first frantic pounding next to my head, and just as I drift back away it is repeated. It continues at odd intervals until I am ready to kill myself.

How does one discourage a woodpecker?

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I am going to force everyone who ever cared for me away through sheer force of misery.

baa

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