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We saw penguins having sex today. And a bunch of other penguins were watching. And they weren't even doing it right. It was penguin dry-humping. And I saw penguin cum. I could have gone my whole life without seeing penguin cum and I would have been perfectly happy. But no, I had to see penguin cum today.

On the plus side, I did get to see penguins who weren't engaging in low-budge pornography, as well. And I petted a baby duck, and got an interview at the Staples that wasn't hiring.