Late at night, thoughts come into my head, and they crack me up.

1. The Tail-End of a Ballad.
But there is no balm in Gilead --
Mighty Roland has struck out.

2. A Whale of a Tale A Whoem of a Poem
O Mister Whale, thou art voluminous
Thy oil burns smoky like bituminous
I like you better when you are whole
Cavorting on the grassy knoll
Thy blowspout thingy is pretty cool
Did you have to go to school
To learn the whaley arts of whaling
Like going "toot" and blithely sailing
O noble whale of girth and mass
Back it up and shake that ass
WOO!

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