Having a conversation with me is like playing in the world's dumbest game show.

Justin: What's wrong?
Me: I'm tired.  I was taking a nap but the phone woke me up.
J: Who was it?
M: .... the people who want to go to government in the fall.
J: ?
M:  They were calling to find out what we like, so they can pretend to like it to, so we vote for them.
J: Political survey!
M: That's it.