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Somebody's had this boat parked outside my window for the entire time we've lived here.  There is a pair of black-and-white cats living in it.  This is the window where I keep my birdfeeder.  One of the cats was just lurking below the birdfeeder, so I had Justin spray water on him out the window.  I will continue to cause the cat to become wet every time it nears my birdfeeder.  This cat must learn to leave my birdfeeder, and the twee little sparrows who dine there, the hell alone.