Stupid dreams two-for-one!

1.  While visiting my grandmother, I discover that during the 1970s, my fiddle-playing uncle wrote and vanity-published a Saint fanfic novel in which the main character is Simon's son and at the end it is revealed that Norman Kent was a mermaid.  It was illustrated by amateurish coloured pencil sketches.

2. I am the Saint, and a series of mishaps beginning with Roger missing a scheduled rendezvous leads to my discovery that (a) I can understand cats when they talk and (b) the cats have a massive conspiracy against me.

How They Might Have Met

( Part One )

BUTT SLUTS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So there's an SA thread of things you said when you didn't know what they meant

" I asked my brother and cousins "What exactly is a butt slut?""