MORE RAOCOW

This is like Chaotic Central Zone on Eastern Standard Time!

What the hell, guy?  What the hell?

Fireballs: nature's crumpet
 
Another place to investigate once I get that friggin e-quine of hell-ish persuasion

Have a block in the belly of your mouth

this is awkward

Little breathing room here, in case you want to breathe in a room

And God knows that I am a slave to Communism

Need to ride a bulldozer to happiness, soaring above the midnight sky

Operation: Double Life, and PBs

Operation: Double Life
Saw Officer Baker again, but only in passing - literally.  He had a chap pulled over in front of the apartments.

PBs
This dude looks like the new Blue Beetle. (And is adorable.)

Can you think of any Native American actresses?  Southwestern, preferably, and youngish.

Winamp memes? I LOVE WINAMP MEMES! HOORAY!

This one is even less sensical than most of them!

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
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If someone says "is this okay?" you say:
Clocks (Coldplay).  That's... sort of random.

How would you describe yourself?
I'm Old-Fashioned (Noel Coward).  Hey, this one actually works!

What do you like in a guy/girl?
Kiss From A Rose (Seal).  Er, what?  I guess I like kisses (kitchen makeouts ahoy!).

How do you feel today?
Never Tear Us Apart (INXS).  Being torn apart hurts, especially if it's by, like, rabid wolves.  Or wild horses.

What is your life's purpose?
One Night In Bangkok (Alphaville - it's a techno remix).  Yes.  That is my purpose in life.

What is your motto?
New York Was Great (The Raveonettes).  That sort of is my motto, innit?  Huh.

What do your friends think of you?
The Places I've Been To Are Known (Super U).  I'm not really sure how to interpret this.

What do you think of your parents?
Clubbed To Death (Rob Dougan).  That's pretty violent, right there...

What do you think about very often?
Minnie the Moocher (Cab Calloway).  I think about getting stoned off my gourd and daydreaming about undriveable cars made out of improbable precious materials, apparently.

What is 2 + 2?
Living With The Masses (Sloan).  Well, two's company, three's a crowd, four's a mass, maybe?

What do you think of your best friend?
Broken (Seether).  I think everyone I'm friends with, including myself, is broken in some way; welcome to the internet generation, or something.

What do you think of the person you like?
Blue Orchid (The White Stripes).  I dunno what this means, either.

What is your life story?
Shortly Before The End (OK Go).  In a sort of philosophical way, you know, with life being so short -

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Blackbird (The Beatles).  This reminds me of when I was quite small and told someone I wanted to be a unicorn.

What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Cuntry Boys And City Girls (The Fratellis).  Well, my boyfriend's from a small town in Texas, my girlfriend's from Boston (no matter where else she's lived, she's from Boston.  She just is.), so I guess this kind of works.  Misspelling: sic.

What will you dance to at your wedding?
Born In '69 (Rocket from the Crypt).  I assume this means my wedding will have a moshpit.

What will they play at your funeral?
The Doctor Who Theme.  Okey.

What is your hobby/interest?
I Never Told You What I Do For A Living (My Chemical Romance).  My hobby is murder! HOORAY!

What is your biggest fear?
Changes (David Bowie).  Ha, everyone's afraid of change, deep down inside.  I just happen to also be afraid of David Bowie.

What is your biggest secret?
Nagasaki (Django Reinhardt).  That's right - I really do wicky-wacky-woo!  Don't tell anybody!

What do you think of your friends?
Living After Midnight (Judas Priest).  Considering how often I've stayed up until it's time to go to work in the morning chatting with y'all, I figure this'n works.

What will you post this as?
Narcoleptic At The Wheel (uncredited mp3, but it seems to be by a band called The Machine Is Me).  I'm sleep-posting!

RAOCOW THREE: ELECTRIC BUGABEE

Those are frozen dudes, when you unfreeze them in de microwave they make their own gravy. They're like dog food, only sentient, vegetable, and they eat you instead.
 
Do not question foreign cultures, for they will magical powers and may destroy your soul. Don't trust me, trust General Motors. Not sure what they have to do with this, but, still, you can trust American car companies.

You're allowed to change the pronounce-iation. That's how the language works.
 
Now what do we trust, the landscape or the map? Now if you ask a 19th-century explorer, they're going to answer, "you trust the Bible." But, I'm, you can't always trust your Bible for your directionary needs.
 
You can see that my attention is focused like a laser beam. A wobbly laser beam. That is not very well calibrated. But a laser beam nonetheless.

You know I'm afraid of bright and colorful things. Put me in front of a multicolored skunk, and I'm going to be scared like the dickens.
 
Yeah, I get hit a lot. That's just how I roll.
Fruit roll-ups, they're part of a complete breakfast. Depending on your definition of complete.
 
Also remember to go to your recycling center to recycle your gold into green mushrooms.
 
You just don't do that. That's like hiring a maid and not sexually assaulting her.
 
Ooh, that was awesome. And that was just as anti-awesome.