oregon trail really steams me

jeffie: FUCK BITCHES
jeffie: I KILLED A BEAR
jeffie: MOVE THE FUCKING WAGON
jeffie: OVER
jeffie: TO
jeffie: THE
jeffie: BEAR
jeffie: DO YOU *LIKE* LICKING THE SWEAT OUT OF EACH OTHER'S ARMPITS FOR DINNER
jeffie: BECAUSE RIGHT NOW YOUR OPTIONS ARE BASICALLY KEEP DOING THAT
jeffie: OR BRING THE FUCKING WAGON TO MY BEAR