James and Bond Part 3, The First Chapter, and also a pair of GQMF.jpgs

The Fabulous Adventures of James & Bond
Part 3: You Only Die Once
Chapter 1
1600 words

( Part 3 is coming out before Part 2, fuck the haters )

( GQMF for Bond and James )

GETTIN MAD ABOUT PUNCTUATION

( TAKE A LOOK AT THESE GQ MOTHERFUCKER PUNCTUATION MARKS )

another grammar lesson

( THE FACT THAT I EVEN HAD TO MAKE THIS IMAGE MAKES ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF )

IF PEOPLE WOULD STOP WRITING LIKE DUMBASSES I WOULDN'T HAVE TO MAKE THESE

( JESUS CHRIST SERIOUSLY. MORE GRAMMAR/USAGE SWEARIN )