SA is getting my aubrey-maturn mixed up with my warhammer!

DOCTOR ZIMBARDO posted:
 if i ever get to play rogue trader again my rogue trader is going to have a kroot manservant named krootick who fetches him roasted cheeses and does his laundry and also disposes of bodies

BSAKat posted:
"Krootrick! Krootrick, there!"
"What now...My Lord?"
 "Light along that toasted cheese, you hear me there? And bring it in the gilded ork skull salvers! Bear a hand now, bear a hand."
"Which I'm bringing it, ain't I? And you can't have it on the skull salvers since we lost them in the last warp incursion." Said Krootrick with surly triumph...

Benagain posted:
If I ever play Rogue Trader again my seneschal will be named Maturin.

Italic Squirrels posted:
And doing everything in the name of Catachan independence.