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[titusnowl]

The newest girl at work was of the opinion that the policeman's giving me his badge number and asking me to call and ask for him specifically between the set hours at which he was available was some form of hitting on me.  "That's why you got interviewed personally instead of just having to fill out a form - he saw you in the waiting room and was like 'oh yeah I wants me some of THAT sweet thang.'  He was interviewing for a girlfriend!  And he has the same last name as your fiance - you could totally live a double life!"