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Aug. 26th, 2007 11:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
titusnowlFrom a Last Chance thread:
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR GAY BAR GAY BAR
"I didn't know you liked Electric Six. Doesn't really seem like your thing. You're all Megadeth when people can hear you and Sinatra when they can't."
"Sinatra's overrated. Give me Cab Calloway, he's got better beats. Anyway, I made this CD special for you. Got, like, Scissor Sisters and shit on it. Gayest music I could think of."
"Oh, how subtle your wooing is."
"And Madonna!"
"Oh, boy."
"I was gonna put some Celine Dion on there for you too - "
"Why? Do you think I'm brain-damaged?"
"Well, you're queer."
"Says the boy who sucks cock like a pro."
"Fuck you, Danny boy."
"That's exactly what I'm talking about."
"And how the hell do you know anything about professional cock-suckers? You ain't allowed to actually do it with 'em before you pull the sting. Oh! CD's got that I'm Too Sexy For My Hat song, too."
"You ought to do a little strip-tease to it. That's what it's for."
"You want me to, sugarbritches? It could be arranged. Might be kind of fun."
Download (zip, 86mb)
Why did Jim even HAVE this stuff on mp3? And how did Dan get the balls to say "sucks cock like a pro"? And - seriously, Jim - Fall Out Boy? AVRIL LAVIGNE?
