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[titusnowl]

"You got blood on my suit."

"Dude, I know.  I already said I was sorry.  Next time you want I should let the bastard shoot you?"

"I don't think you onderstand.  Zees suit ees Italian wool.  Ze blood, eet stains.  And ze dry-cleaning bills go through ze roof.  Do you think I am made of money?"

"Well, okay, this is just a suggestion, but maybe you should not fight in your best suit?"

"Eet's not my best suit!  You have nevair seen me in my best suit.  Zees are my work clothes, but zat does not mean you need to get blood all over zem.  Improve your aim, mon p'tit lapin."

"It's one spot! ... What did you just call me?"

"Bunny.  You run and jump, no?"

"Oh, fuck you.  And fuck that crack about my aim, too.  I was a goddamn MVP."

"Yet you lack onderstanding of balleesteeks, mon cher.  Lend me your bat, I will demonstrate."

"I'll lend it upside your head!"

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[cupiecake.livejournal.com]

"mon cher" always makes me think of Gambit, and then I giggle.

Ah, Gambit.

I'm pretty sure the Spy isn't meant to be Creole, though.