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[titusnowl]

I LOVE YOU (BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I LOVE MY DEATH RAY)

you're the most beautiful girl i've ever seen
you're a shining star, a movie queen
you're lovely and you fill my heart with joy
the day i first saw you
i knew all my dreams would come true
including the one where there's a planet to destroy
you're the only thing that warms my heart
but you can't blow a planet apart
soooooo

THAT'S WHY I HAVE A DEATH RAY (deaaaath raaaaay)
A BIOLOGICAL SPACE LASER DEATH RAY (deaaaath raaaay)
I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN SOON
WHEN I'M BACK FROM THE MOON
WHERE I'M BUILDING MY SPACE LASER DEATH RAY

you make my heart flutter and dance
you fill me up with sweet romance
the way you make me feel is just sublime
and though it might sound quite cliche
i need you more and more each day
you're all i think about at least half of the time
you're the only one i love
but you can't rain death from high above
soooooo

THAT'S WHY I HAVE A DEATH RAY (deaaaath raaaay)
A BIOLOGICAL SPACE LASER DEATH RAY (deaaaath raaaay)
I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN SOON
WHEN I'M BACK FROM THE MOON
WHERE I'M BUILDING MY SPACE LASER DEATH RAY

baby take my hand
i'll make you understand
we'll take over the world together
you know i love you best
but i really must confess
you're just not as effective at striking fear into world leaders when aimed at the eurasian land mass
sooooooo

THAT'S WHY WE HAVE A DEATH RAY (deaaaaath raaaaay)
A BIOLOGICAL SPACE LASER DEATH RAY (deaaaaath raaaaay)
SO FORGET ABOUT CANCUN
WE'LL HAVE A LITERAL HONEYMOON
WHEN I FINISH MY SPACE LASER DEATH RAY