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"And from now on I shall refrain until I receive a properly worded engraved invitation requesting the honour of my presence at your ass."

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THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME
1. thunderstorms
2. heights
3. spiders

THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND
1. rigging
2. warrant and petty officers
3. hostile people

THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW
1. blue jeans
2. navy t-shirt with penguin: "i wish i could fly"
3. the emo glasses

THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
1. McCall's pattern #2258: Revolutionary Men's Costume
2. body lotion: bath & body works "cotton blossom"
3. envelopes from the bills i paid this month

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
1. sail on the ocean
2. visit Great Britain
3. write something worth reading

THREE GOOD WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY
1. silly
2. bouncy
3. easily pleased

THREE BAD THINGS ABOUT MY PERSONALITY
1. NOT easily removed from a bad mood
2. easily confused
3. snarkbitch

THREE PARTS OF MY HERITAGE
1. Irish
2. German
3. French-Canadian

THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1. my hair
2. my hands
3. my butt

THREE THINGS I DON'T LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1. my tummy
2. my boobs
3. my nose

THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME
1. I have a gihugic scar across my lower abdomen
2. I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
3. No seriously, once I got in a fight at school and gave somebody a bloody nose. I feel bad about it to this day, even though the other girl threw the first punch.

THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST
1. BIRDY!
2. dude
3. omigawd

THREE PLACES I WANT TO GO
1. Great Britain
2. Eurodisney
3. Maine & The Maritimes

THREE NAMES THAT I GO BY
1. Jennifer
2. Jeffie
3. Jenn

THREE SCREEN NAMES I HAVE HAD
1. goracin
2. racinchikki
3. blibbityblee