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For my toast at my sister's wedding... it would probably not be a good idea to use "To wives and sweethearts... may they never meet."

(that's the only toast i know)

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I don't know what the name of the movie playing on the Hallmark Channel right now is, but it's SO a Mary Sue. It's got three guys in it who run around with pistols and swords womanizing, and just as I was thinking it was a low-budget version of the 3 Musketeers, somebody called one of the three guys Gaston, so obviously that's not what it was, and then they showed this chick in Musketeer garb riding her horse nobly around the woods and vinyards, and then she nobly saved the day for a rich lady being held up by highwayman by shooting them nobly in the back with excellent sharpshooting (one of the highwaymen was reloading his gun in a most unsafe manner, pouring powder straight down the still-smoking barrel, just asking for his powder to ignite from the hot metal and the flask to explode in his hand); and then it was revealed that she is D'Artagnan's daughter.

I bet you her name is Keyghtlynne, Cat for short.