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I am playing with the word-pronouncey thing at m-w.com.  So far I have made it say "Step off my grill, dog" and "we must put a stop to this egregious apostrophe abuse."  Also, the chorus to "closer" by nine inch nails. 
i
want
to
fuck
you
like
an
animal
i
want
to
feel
you
from
the
inside
i
want
to
fuck
you
like
an
animal
you
bring
me
close
err
to
god

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There's this crazy guy at work.  He made me print him up a stamp that says some long rambly thing about how he is signing as his own god-given person in his own personhood and it is not a concession towards any government-created corporation in his name or anyone else's blah blah blah, and he stamps it on all of his credit card slips before he signs it, and then he lectures me about how when I was born the government took out a multi-billion-dollar life insurance policy on me and when I write checks or sign credit cards it's in the name of a corporation the government created in my name because the government doesn't think of me as a person and the social security thing is taking everyone's money and only giving back 10% of it and the rest of it goes into the secret fund to help the government take out more multi-million dollar life insurance policies on unsuspecting citizens.

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I went to the grocery store, and on the way out I checked out the line of quarter machines.  One of them had "body piercings" so I thought to myself "no way, that's gotta be a fifty cent machine" but no, it was only a quarter, and I just happened to have a quarter in my pocket!  Best quarter machine goody ever.  Now I have a big old metal loop in my nose with a metal star charm dangling off it. Go me!!!!