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For my toast at my sister's wedding... it would probably not be a good idea to use "To wives and sweethearts... may they never meet."

(that's the only toast i know)

Date: 2004-06-20 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davew0071.livejournal.com
How about:

Here's to insert bride and groom's name here. Let no person, living or dead, present or absent, ever come between them.

Date: 2004-06-20 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] juniper200.livejournal.com
At least you're learning to recognize and stop these impulses now. That's progress.

"To the divorce rate: Wouldn't it be faster and less expensive to just flip a coin now?"

Date: 2004-06-21 10:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sadillac.livejournal.com
Feel free to use my old standard:

"[Bride], please put your hand palm down on the table."

"[Groom], please put your hand, palm down, on [Bride]'s hand."

"[Groom], look at that. Burn this sight into your memory, for this is the last time in your life you'll have the upper hand."


PS- I have some Hudson and Hudson-related pics to upload and send you. Can you please email your email addy to finsandchrome at yahoo dot com?

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