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[titusnowl]

For my toast at my sister's wedding... it would probably not be a good idea to use "To wives and sweethearts... may they never meet."

(that's the only toast i know)

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[davew0071.livejournal.com]

How about:

Here's to insert bride and groom's name here. Let no person, living or dead, present or absent, ever come between them.

[chikkiboo.livejournal.com]

"... unless they're into that sort of thing."

My sister sells sex toys for a living. Her answering machine says "Thanks for calling Passion Parties, and Tina and John's home." She might actually go in for THAT one.

If we go to an afterparty at a bar, like they've been discussing, Justin might say "wives and sweethearts" and I might say "come between them."

I'm trying to come up with something nice to say to take in the fact that they were high school sweethearts, then split up, then married other people, and now are back together. I just can't quite phrase it.

[juniper200.livejournal.com]

At least you're learning to recognize and stop these impulses now. That's progress.

"To the divorce rate: Wouldn't it be faster and less expensive to just flip a coin now?"

[sadillac.livejournal.com]

Feel free to use my old standard:

"[Bride], please put your hand palm down on the table."

"[Groom], please put your hand, palm down, on [Bride]'s hand."

"[Groom], look at that. Burn this sight into your memory, for this is the last time in your life you'll have the upper hand."


PS- I have some Hudson and Hudson-related pics to upload and send you. Can you please email your email addy to finsandchrome at yahoo dot com?