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[titusnowl]

Our full-color copier has a maximum speed of twelve pages per minute.  Therefore, if you have a 70-page book, you need 15 copies of it, and moreover it consists of seven smaller ten-page booklets that need to be individually hand-collated and stapled before the finished products can be hand-collated and stapled, it is physically impossible for me to get the job done in half an hour.  The copies alone are going to take ninety minutes, and it will probably take an additional twenty minutes to complete all of the collation and stapling.  When I explain this to you, with the calculator to show the math of how I got 1050 pp @ 12 ppm = 87.5 m, do not act like I'm trying to be lazy and insist you need them in half an hour or else then walk off in a huff and show up half an hour later pissed off that I'm not even half done.  I will be greatly tempted to kick you in the balls.