Philip Marlowe Has A Cunning Plan

[titusnowl]

::eyeroll::




Your mortal handcuffs cannot hold me, for I am Philip Marlowe: Private Eye, and I have a Cunning Plan!




OK, maybe they can hold me just a little.




Damn damn double damn




My Cunning Plan is taking longer than I thought.




FINALLY




Seriously, did you guys see how awesome I just was?




OK, time to bust chops.  Where are they keeping that handcuff key?




Well, Comrade File, I guess it's just you and me.




This is Part Two of my Cunning Plan, you see!



::file file file::




::file file file::




::file file file::




::file file file::




Shit, this is taking for-fucking-ever.  And I hear somebody coming.  Stupid Cunning Plan.




Doo doo doo, gonna go shoot a guy, doo doo doo.




You can't shoot me!  I'm armed and dangerous!




Dude, is that a fucking file?




Yeah, it's a fucking file.  And I know how to use it, too.  Don't get smart with me. 



It's a file.  You might not have noticed, but I have a gun.




But I'm Philip Marlowe: Private Eye.  I win.




TO THE MOON, ALICE




Never bring a gun to a file-fight, bitches!