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Nov. 27th, 2006 07:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
"Let nothing prevent you from reaching your goals," read the fortune cookie.
LET NOTHING PREVENT YOU FROM REACHING YOUR GOALS IN BED.
"What I'm picturing here," said I, "is a guy - it's Tom Jane Punisher, let's say - Tom Jane Punisher, doing this chick, just railing away at her" -- the hand gesture I used to indicate "railing away at her" really needs to be seen rather than described -- "and, like, the house gets bombed, and it catches fire, and the roof blows up, and all the walls fall down, and they're surrounded by burning timbers, and people are shooting at them, and there's tanks, and fighter jets strafing them, and all the while he's just railing away at her, and then when he's done he pulls his pants back up and gets back to the punishin'."
LET NOTHING PREVENT YOU FROM REACHING YOUR GOALS IN BED.
"What I'm picturing here," said I, "is a guy - it's Tom Jane Punisher, let's say - Tom Jane Punisher, doing this chick, just railing away at her" -- the hand gesture I used to indicate "railing away at her" really needs to be seen rather than described -- "and, like, the house gets bombed, and it catches fire, and the roof blows up, and all the walls fall down, and they're surrounded by burning timbers, and people are shooting at them, and there's tanks, and fighter jets strafing them, and all the while he's just railing away at her, and then when he's done he pulls his pants back up and gets back to the punishin'."