Some meme.
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titusnowlA mix of characters from various places. Oh god, none of them are girls.
1. Psmith
2. Simon
3. Jim
4. Dan
5. Roger
6. Norman
7. Ianto
8. Marlowe
9. Lord Peter
10. Bart
11. Shep
12. Jeeves
1. Have you ever read/written a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Norman/Shep)
No. I don't imagine them getting on well.
2. Do you think Four is hot? (Dan)
I'm not sure he's my type, but he must be, for Jim to make an exception to his sexual preference for him.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight "up the duff"? (Jeeves got Marlowe preggers?)
Jeeves would know what to do.
4. Are there Nine-fics? Have you read them? (Lord Peter)
There are - not very many, but one stands out - I think it was called Green Ice, and it was a Lord Peter/Bertie Wooster crossover that I read before I'd ever read Lord Peter's books.
5. Two/Six - yes/no? Would you squee? (Simon/Norman)
That's practically canon!
6. Do you prefer Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Which does Five prefer? (Roger, with Lord Peter or with Bart)
I think Roger and Bart would be adorable to watch. Roger would probably like to have a sugar daddy, though.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in bed together? (Ianto, Simon and Jeeves)
A polite cough and a removal to the next country.
8. Summarize a Three/Ten fic. Is it hot? (Jim/Bart)
Bart gets drunk on space-beer and puts the moves over on Jim, who is also drunk on space-beer. It's sort of sordid and yet rather amusing.
9. Does One/Eight fluff exist? Did you write it? (Psmith/Marlowe)
Err... yes to both.
10. Make up a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Ianto/Jeeves)
Very Good, Sir
11. If you were going to write Four/One first-time fic, how would it happen? (Dan/Psmith)
There would have to be time travel involved, and Jim would eventually be quite surprised (and perhaps rather put out) to find that he wasn't the first guy Dan slept with.
12. Does anyone you know read Seven slash? (Ianto)
Oh, tons.
13. Does anyone you know read Three het? (Jim)
I wrote some once, and I think Carrie read it.
14. Does anyone you know write or draw Eleven? (Shep)
Yes.
15. Would anyone write Two/Four/Five? Would you read it? (Simon/Dan/Roger)
I might, if I were drunk. And Jen would read it.
16. What might Ten scream at orgasm? What might he scream in great pain/death? (Bart)
Something in Interlac, one supposes.
17. If you wrote One/Six/Twelve, how would you label the warnings? (Psmith/Norman/Jeeves)
CAUTION: EXTREME ENGLISH POLITENESS RE: BUTTSEX
18. What kind of pick-up line would Two use on Ten? (Simon/Bart)
The only way Simon'd be picking Bart up is as a Halo. Or possibly to throw at something.
19. When was the last time you read or wrote something about Five? (Roger)
Today.
20. What's Six's SUPERSEKRIT kink? Who knows about it? (Norman)
He actually agrees with Simon that Roger's cute in drag.
21. Would Eleven climb in bed with Nine? Drunk or sober? Would Nine keep them? (Shep/Lord Peter)
I bet Shep would - probably drunk, and probably with no ulterior motives - and Lord Peter would look at him, and call Bunter to bring an extra pillow, and go back to sleep.
22. "One (Psmith) and Nine (Lord Peter) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Lord Peter) runs away with Four (Dan). One (Psmith), broken-hearted, has a one-night stand with Eleven (Shep), an affair with Twelve (Jeeves), and then follows Five's (Roger's) advice and finds TWU LORBE with Three (Jim)." What title would you give this fic? Who would read it? Who should write it?
I think Jen should write this. She and I would read it and cackle. And it would be called W&S Tango Foxtrot.
Psmith and Lord Peter? Oh yes. SUGAR DADDY TEIM FOR TEH PSMITHYKINS. But then Lord Peter's all "Hullo, charmin' young 'merican - " and Psmith's all SHEP AUGH and Shep's all COMFORTFUCK. Then Psmith's all COMRADE JEEVES and they end up breaking up 'cause Jeeves would insist on alphabetizing the sock-drawer. Roger meets him in a pub after they break up and says "You know what you should do? Fuck HIS ex." And Jim's like "Sure, I'll fuck anything."
23. How would you react to Seven/Eight being canon? (Ianto/Marlowe)
By going "guh" and wondering how Torchwood got the rights to Chandler's ouvre.
1. Psmith
2. Simon
3. Jim
4. Dan
5. Roger
6. Norman
7. Ianto
8. Marlowe
9. Lord Peter
10. Bart
11. Shep
12. Jeeves
1. Have you ever read/written a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Norman/Shep)
No. I don't imagine them getting on well.
2. Do you think Four is hot? (Dan)
I'm not sure he's my type, but he must be, for Jim to make an exception to his sexual preference for him.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight "up the duff"? (Jeeves got Marlowe preggers?)
Jeeves would know what to do.
4. Are there Nine-fics? Have you read them? (Lord Peter)
There are - not very many, but one stands out - I think it was called Green Ice, and it was a Lord Peter/Bertie Wooster crossover that I read before I'd ever read Lord Peter's books.
5. Two/Six - yes/no? Would you squee? (Simon/Norman)
That's practically canon!
6. Do you prefer Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Which does Five prefer? (Roger, with Lord Peter or with Bart)
I think Roger and Bart would be adorable to watch. Roger would probably like to have a sugar daddy, though.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in bed together? (Ianto, Simon and Jeeves)
A polite cough and a removal to the next country.
8. Summarize a Three/Ten fic. Is it hot? (Jim/Bart)
Bart gets drunk on space-beer and puts the moves over on Jim, who is also drunk on space-beer. It's sort of sordid and yet rather amusing.
9. Does One/Eight fluff exist? Did you write it? (Psmith/Marlowe)
Err... yes to both.
10. Make up a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Ianto/Jeeves)
Very Good, Sir
11. If you were going to write Four/One first-time fic, how would it happen? (Dan/Psmith)
There would have to be time travel involved, and Jim would eventually be quite surprised (and perhaps rather put out) to find that he wasn't the first guy Dan slept with.
12. Does anyone you know read Seven slash? (Ianto)
Oh, tons.
13. Does anyone you know read Three het? (Jim)
I wrote some once, and I think Carrie read it.
14. Does anyone you know write or draw Eleven? (Shep)
Yes.
15. Would anyone write Two/Four/Five? Would you read it? (Simon/Dan/Roger)
I might, if I were drunk. And Jen would read it.
16. What might Ten scream at orgasm? What might he scream in great pain/death? (Bart)
Something in Interlac, one supposes.
17. If you wrote One/Six/Twelve, how would you label the warnings? (Psmith/Norman/Jeeves)
CAUTION: EXTREME ENGLISH POLITENESS RE: BUTTSEX
18. What kind of pick-up line would Two use on Ten? (Simon/Bart)
The only way Simon'd be picking Bart up is as a Halo. Or possibly to throw at something.
19. When was the last time you read or wrote something about Five? (Roger)
Today.
20. What's Six's SUPERSEKRIT kink? Who knows about it? (Norman)
He actually agrees with Simon that Roger's cute in drag.
21. Would Eleven climb in bed with Nine? Drunk or sober? Would Nine keep them? (Shep/Lord Peter)
I bet Shep would - probably drunk, and probably with no ulterior motives - and Lord Peter would look at him, and call Bunter to bring an extra pillow, and go back to sleep.
22. "One (Psmith) and Nine (Lord Peter) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Lord Peter) runs away with Four (Dan). One (Psmith), broken-hearted, has a one-night stand with Eleven (Shep), an affair with Twelve (Jeeves), and then follows Five's (Roger's) advice and finds TWU LORBE with Three (Jim)." What title would you give this fic? Who would read it? Who should write it?
I think Jen should write this. She and I would read it and cackle. And it would be called W&S Tango Foxtrot.
Psmith and Lord Peter? Oh yes. SUGAR DADDY TEIM FOR TEH PSMITHYKINS. But then Lord Peter's all "Hullo, charmin' young 'merican - " and Psmith's all SHEP AUGH and Shep's all COMFORTFUCK. Then Psmith's all COMRADE JEEVES and they end up breaking up 'cause Jeeves would insist on alphabetizing the sock-drawer. Roger meets him in a pub after they break up and says "You know what you should do? Fuck HIS ex." And Jim's like "Sure, I'll fuck anything."
23. How would you react to Seven/Eight being canon? (Ianto/Marlowe)
By going "guh" and wondering how Torchwood got the rights to Chandler's ouvre.
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Date: 2007-06-06 04:08 am (UTC)Bart gets drunk on space-beer and puts the moves over on Jim, who is also drunk on space-beer. It's sort of sordid and yet rather amusing.
I think I read that once somewhere. Hmm. I wonder where that was...
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