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Oh god today is the worst day ever.

My truck ran out of gas and I knew it was out of gas on account of the light has been on for the whole week, only we have been flat broke and I could not fill it until today when Justin got paid.  So I was going to go on my lunch break but I got delayed and couldn't.  So I get in to drive home and it is so out of gas that it will not start.  So I go inside and borrow Pam's car keys and drive her car to the nearest station and put two gallons in my little plastic gas can and drive back and put the gas in my car and the fucking nozzle breaks off and sticks in.  So I go inside and explain that the nozzle is now stuck in my gas intake and it will not come out.  So Peacock goes outside to try to fix it and ends up dislodging the little valve thing so that it goes into the gas tank forever and ever and won't ever come out.  So now my gas tank in my car has a piece of plastic in it.  And this is horrible.  And also when the nozzle broke it made gas go everywhere so I am soaked in it and smell of it, which I actually find pretty pleasant as I like the smell of gasoline only it is starting to make my head ache and other people find it repellent.

The absolute only good things to come of today are significant progress on the Egypt story (which I have not typed up yet, it's all longhand, I have to sign in to google docs and get that worked on) and getting my boss to at least reopen the Halloween vote so perhaps I can portray the Cold War which is the best Halloween costume ever.

Although of course I'm still going to be Jim's tattoo if I go to any non-work-related Halloween events, because that's also the best Halloween costume ever, and I want to paint my face like a calavera.

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