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1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at most.
2. Make them answer the following characters.
3. Then tag three people. I hate tagging people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!

I'm doing OCs, but if anybody felt like doing fandom dudes/dudettes I dunno what'd stop you.  'S gonna help me get a handle on Joe, maybe.



How old are you?
James Philip Dalton: 30
Josephine (Parkovski) Parker: A lady doesn't tell her age, but I'm no lady.  Still, all you're getting is upper 20s.
Daniel Grey: 30

What’s your height?
Jim: 5'6
Joe: 5'8
Dan: 5'11

What are you exactly?
Jim: A damned little son-of-a-bitch.
Joe: A female example of the species Homo sapiens, native to Earth.  Is that exact enough?
Dan: A cop.

Do you have any bad habits?
Jim: Do I have any good ones?
Joe: I chew my fingernails.
Dan: Jim.

Are you a virgin?
Jim: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Joe: That would be kissing and telling, wouldn't it?  Well, I guess it'd be screwing and telling, really.
Dan: ... no.

Who’s your mate/spouse? If not, got someone in mind?
Jim: DAN IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND.  HE IS MY GENNELMAN CALLUH.
Joe: I'm single and I like it that way.
Dan: See above.

Do you have any kids?
Jim: Not that I know of.  Hope to God not.
Joe: Definitely not.
Dan: It would be a physical impossibility.

What’s your favorite food?
Jim: Ma's biscuits.
Joe: Clam chowder.
Dan: Steak, medium-rare, with a little bit of horseradish.

What’s your favorite ice cream flavor?
Jim: Strawberry.
Joe: Coffee, with hot fudge on top.
Dan: Pistachio.

Have you ever killed anyone?
Jim: I've shot a guy in self-defense, but he didn't die.
Joe: No, but I've considered shanking my coworkers.  Do you ever stop to realize how many standard office supplies could be used to kill a man?
Dan: No.  To the original question, anyway.  I worked Homicide long enough to be able to say "yes" to Joe's.

Do you hate anyone?
Jim: Life's too short for it.
Joe: Nobody at the moment.  I hate hard, but I don't hate long.
Dan: I can't say I do.

Have any secrets?
Jim: Yep.
Joe: Doesn't everyone?  Obviously this question is meant for us to say "Yes" and then go on to share the secrets - but then they wouldn't be secrets anymore.  You lose.
Dan: Hell, in a way my whole life is a secret.  The part of it that involves Jim has to be, or the part of that doesn't would pretty swiftly screech to a halt.

Do you love anyone?
Jim: Okey, I plead the fifth on this one so I don't look like a goddamn girl.
Joe: Oh, like that's not an answer in itself, sweetheart.  Why don't you two get a room?
Dan: You didn't answer, Joe.
Joe: I'm a misanthropist.  It precludes loving anybody.  You didn't answer, either.
Dan: I don't have to.

What’s your job?
Jim: Background checks and divorce work.  Freelance detective work ain't as glamorous as I was led to believe.  Damn you, Black Mask!
Joe: Working in an ad agency isn't exactly glamorous, either.  I churn out easily-digested swill for the masses five days a week.
Dan: I'm a police officer.  Despite that (as Jim would say), I try my best to uphold the law.

Boy or girl?
Jim: Boy.  And lots of girls.  Wait, what's the question?
Joe: Girl.
Dan: Boy.

What you do to relax?
Jim: Drink.
Joe: Ditto.
Dan: Read, maybe have a cup of coffee, listen to the radio.

What’s something that you like?
Jim: Hot jazz.
Joe: A good cigar.
Dan: The way the streetlights reflect in the rain at night.

Where do you like to sleep?
Jim: The dame's place.
Joe: Ideally, a twelve-foot-square featherbed in a chateau in the South of France.
Dan: My own bed.  Nobody else's really feels right.

Where were you born?
Jim: The back bedroom of my parents' house in Gladewater, Texas.
Joe: The city hospital.
Dan: Longview.  It's kind of funny - Jim and I grew up about ten miles from each other, but we didn't meet until we moved another thirty miles away to go to college.

What do you miss?
Jim: Working the rigs right after the wells started blowing in.  It ain't nearly as crazy down there now - that was some goddamn excitement!
Joe: My old flame, but my aim is improving.
Dan: Living in a place with a yard.

What are you afraid of?
Jim: the mirror ghost Running out of liquor.
Joe: Dogs.
Dan: Snakes.

Have you ever broken the law? Were you arrested?
Jim: Yep yep yep.
Joe: Of course I've broken the law, everybody has. I've never been arrested yet.
Dan: Technically, yes, but of course I've never been arrested either.

Where do you live?
Jim:  Little pile of a yellow-brick house off Greenville in Dallas.
Joe: The west end of the city.
Dan: An apartment in the east side of Dallas.

How did you get that scar?
Jim: Barstool to the head.
Joe: This one on my knee?  I fell off my bike when I was a kiddo.
Dan: I closed a folding knife on myself.  It ended up taking stitches.
 
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There, wasn't that fascinating? ;)

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