contains a racial slur. keep in mind these are boys who've grown up being at war with all of asia.

[titusnowl]

"Hey, Mike."
"Yo."
"Who was that chick?"
"Recruiter."
"No way. Army chicks all look like men."
"Not for the fucking Army, dipshit, I leave that to you.  She was from the Game."
"They recruit for that?"
"Either that or she had the weirdest fucking pickup line I ever fucking heard."
"Huh."
"How the hell'd you think they got people to play?"
"Never really thought about it. So what'd you tell her?"
"Said I'd think about it. Got her number, anyfuckinway."
"Score. Oh, hey Quincy."
"Sup, Kyle. Mike."
"Sup."
"Guess what? Mike's joining the Game - "
"I never fucking said that, bitchface - "
"I would join the fucking Game if it bagged me that chick. Did you see her ass?"
"Whatever, we all know you're a fag, don't try and hide it."
"Shut up, you two, it's starting - "
"Holy shit! Did you see that?"
"Fuckin' A - "
"Haha, Jesus Christ."
"Would you really do it, Mike? That's some heavy shit right there - "
"Looks like more fun than the fucking Army, anyway - "
"The Army lets you retire, dumbass, and I didn't get drafted so I get to pick what I do. I'm gonna go Special Forces. They make you train for fucking ever, I'll be almost done with my tour before I even leave the country - "
"You're a fucking dumbass, Kyle, SF is a shit job. They keep extending the deployment anyway, you'll never fucking get out unless you get your ass shot."
"Not exactly the glass-is-half-full type, are we?"
"Right now mine's fucking empty, actually, and it's Kyle's round - "
"The fuck?"
"I bought the first one, fagass - "
"You were the only one here!"
"Not my fault you chuckleheads run late."
"Fuck you."
"No homo - "
"I'll get the fucking round if you two'll shut up and let me see the Game - "
"Quin for the win!"
"Whoa, holy - "
"Wicked!"
"I'd hit that."
"I KNEW YOU WERE A FAG - "
"What? No, not that guy, the fucking Scout, the Chinky-lookin' one - "
"That is entirely a dude, fag."
"No fucking way."
"He's right, it's totally a dude."
"It's got girl-ass!"
"All that running tones the ass muscles or some shit."
"Fuck off, Mike doesn't have girl-ass - "
"So fucking glad you've been looking, fag - "
"I know, when you get in you can try and tap that, toss us a sign to let us know what it is - "
"I didn't say I was fucking going in!"
"You know what, I'm going to fucking join the Game just so I can see an entire fucking match without listening to you two bitch at each other - "
"Whoa whoa holy fuck LOOK AT THAT - "
"RUN! GO GO GO GO GO - "
"DO IT! YOU'RE ALMOST - FUCK PYRO"
"FUCK"
"Holy SHIT that musta hurt - "
"HOLY GOD HE'S GETTING BACK UP - GO GO GO GO - "
"Medic! Fuck yeah - "
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Fuck yeah!"
"So fucking hardcore."
"Fucking A!"
"Fucking wicked."
"You know, that does look like fun."
"Except for the, y'know, he just got his ass burned off part - "
"Yeah, I can't go in, Kyle'd be too disappointed if anything happened to my ass - cockfag - "
"Fuck you. Your round."