NOW HIRING

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Destro Industries is a developing force in the world of supervillainry. Headquartered in a top-secret base on the dark side of the moon and specializing in Nefarious Plots (tm), we are an industry leader in counterespionage and planet destruction services.

  CURRENTLY HIRING FOR:
    - #2 Henchman
    - EnviroBubble maintenance
    - Laser Death Machine specialist
    - Certified marine biologist
    - Assorted entry-level minions

GET IN ON THE GROUND FLOOR! WORK FOR US BEFORE WE MAKE YOU WORK FOR US!

Destro Industries is an equal-opportunity employer. Full health benefits are available. And ask about our employee discount program!

CLICK HERE FOR APPLICATION

Comments

[burket.livejournal.com]

before i apply, does destro Inc cover my gear or is this self supplied?

[chikkiboo.livejournal.com]

Standard issue gear is supplied to all minions, henchmen and other employees; an allowance for additional gear may be supplied if a reasonable request is made.

i'm a cheap date.

[burket.livejournal.com]

excellent i'll forward my CV and requested load out ASAP.