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WHERE DID ALL THESE TENTS COME FROM HARPER
they were sent down by the war office sir
WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH TENTS
sleep in them i assume sir
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN HARPER WE'RE INFANTRY HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO CARRY THEM
they sent us donkeys too sir
WE'RE /INFANTRY/ WE DON'T NEED ANY BLOODY TENTS
they're actually quite clean tents sir
OH JESUS WEPT
probably because he didn't have a tent sir
STOP BEING SARCASTIC
i wasn't being sarcastic sir i was just telling you the tents weren't bloody
INFANTRYMEN SLEEP ON THE BLOODY GROUND THAT'S BEEN GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME FOR TEN YEARS
shall i have them send your tent back then sir
... >:C

next day marching in the rain slog slog slog through the puddles and oh there goes the cavalry trotting past them down the road

bloody cavalry think they're so bloody hot. 'oooh look at /us/ we've got /horses/ aren't we /special/?' bloody fancy-hatted bastards, hope their horses all catch aids. >:C
aids hasn't been invented yet, sir
shut up harper

Date: 2009-10-29 12:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kira-snugz.livejournal.com
ahahahaha. LOFL i just fell off my couch. (i didn't drop the laptop though, i was clutching it as i laughed)

you need to do a bit with him bitching about camoflage not having been invented yet. or just bitching about the idea of camoflage in general.

Date: 2009-10-30 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chikkiboo.livejournal.com

CHARLIE MANHUGE: only problem: sharpe and harper are in the only regiment of wellington's army that had camo :V
CHARLIE MANHUGE: thousands of redcoats, and the riflemen in forest green :V
CHARLIE MANHUGE: poor bloody bastards look like walking targets
CHARLIE MANHUGE: suppose they do sir *complacent*
CHARLIE MANHUGE: ah well /we're/ fine *stretches out against a tree*

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