titusnowl | (no subject)

So I had this dream and it was like animated it was like watching some kind of Venture Brothersy cartoon

So this chick met this dude named Hunter Dangerman (it's not Danger Man, it's Dangerman, like Friedman, y'know), who was basically, you know, Brock Samson meets Captain Kirk and shit, buff as hell and butt chin and all, but he was a nice guy if a bit... um... troubled. And the chick and the dude fell in love, and finally Hunter Dangerman decided to bring her back to show her ~HIS ORIGINS~.

So they drive up there in their '60s station wagon and all along, right, all along we've been having these like foreshadowing moments where Hunter Dangerman is afraid something's going to happen to his new wife, "just like HER" dun dun DUN (the witchboy!). And up at ~HIS ORIGINS~, which is like hell of up in the mountains with all such as pine trees and stuff, we meet his ex (one of his exes)

who is a female Joker essentially. Very lolhottopic looking. Pale, crazy hair, kind of androgynous. Her mother was a witch and stuff I guess. And the Joker chick gets her own little flashback where she's talking directly to the camera about how she and Hunter used to do such ~nasty~ thingssss.... like /kissssss/.... (yeah she talked like Gollum or something I don't even) and her mother cuts in with a "Dear, do you really think everyone needs to know about that" and she's all "UGH GOSH MOM JUST SHUT UP"

Hunter Dangerman's like actual ex as opposed to his psycho ex was a woman who looked EXACTLY LIKE THE MAIN CHICK only brunette instead of blonde. The psycho ex, like, THREW HER OFF A MOUNTAIN.

But that's all I remember of it :C