titus n. owl

Todenki: i'm bored
 Psmith-mun: i'm sorry
 Psmith-mun: you could do jumping jacks
 Psmith-mun: or write a poem
 Psmith-mun: or teach yourself to fence
 Psmith-mun: or hire a hooker
 Psmith-mun: or write poetry about fencing for a hooker
 Todenki: ...
 Todenki: i could
 Psmith-mun: there once was a hooker named Poil (this is Pearl in a Brooklyn accent)
 Psmith-mun: who could fence with both epee and foil
 Psmith-mun: but her tricks with a sword
 Psmith-mun: when her crack-baby was born
 Psmith-mun: negated the need for a mohel