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Todenki: i'm bored
 Psmith-mun: i'm sorry
 Psmith-mun: you could do jumping jacks
 Psmith-mun: or write a poem
 Psmith-mun: or teach yourself to fence
 Psmith-mun: or hire a hooker
 Psmith-mun: or write poetry about fencing for a hooker
 Todenki: ...
 Todenki: i could
 Psmith-mun: there once was a hooker named Poil (this is Pearl in a Brooklyn accent)
 Psmith-mun: who could fence with both epee and foil
 Psmith-mun: but her tricks with a sword
 Psmith-mun: when her crack-baby was born
 Psmith-mun: negated the need for a mohel

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Having alluded to the old Alphonse & Gaston gag, I am struck with a sudden and wicked urge to write Alphonse/Gaston.

"You must stick it in first, my dear Gaston." 
"I insist you stick it in first, my dear Alphonse."
"For the sake of our friendship, Gaston, please proceed." 
"For old times' sake, Alphonse, I beg you to go first."

Meanwhile Leon has gotten himself into trouble somehow.  (Boned by a rhinoceros that happened to wander past?  Got tangled up in the bondage gear?)

Nomenclature

( post-Man Who Was Clever )

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