So I made this icon:
Jen: that's pretty cool -
Jen.: only he usually wears his hat, but.
Jen: i can see him flipping the shit out
Jen: because the sniper put a hole in his hat
Jen: and throwing it on the ground even though they're telling him over the comms he has to wear the hat, it's uniform
Jen: so he throws the COMM on the ground
Jen: "WHAT'RE YOU FUCKIN' GONNA DO, COCKFAGS? YOU GONNA COME *MAKE* ME WEAR IT? YEAH, FUCK YOU, I THOUGHT NOT!"
Me: that is so exactly yes.
Jen: 3 kills seems awful a lot, for such small teams - (nitpicking again sorry)
Me: maybe it's like, cumulative.
Jen: This is from the season-ender or some shit
Jen: (two soldiers and a sniper he found once and accidentally batted his head clean off.
Me: CLEAN OFF <3
Jen: can you even fucking do that?
Jen: 'cause it'd be awesome
Me: Justin says no :( You can put a bat clean THROUGH a skull, but the skull would give way before it came off. But even that -
Jen: lol the sniper all focused on a target
Jen: and michael focused on the sniper -
Jen: haha great footage for the cameras, man
Jen: michael'd be SO FUCKIN PLEASED with himself
Me: man, straight the fuck THROUGH THE BACK OF THE SKULL
Me: that's another of those manic-laugh things
Me: HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU GUYS
Me: YOU FUCKING MISSED IT
Me: HOLY FUCK
Me: I WISH THEY WOULD LET US WATCH THE FUCKING SHOW SO I COULD MAKE YOU WATCH THE FUCKING SLOMO REPLAY.
Jen: crowin' out the window at whoever the fuck the sniper was aiming at
Jen: i wanna say the pyro
Jen: and she throws him the thumbs up and has no fuckin' clue what he's talking about only that he's shouting at her
Jen: and the spy raises an eyebrow when michael's trying to tell this story "he's all fuckin focused, man, and I just WHOOOMP -"
Jen: and is all "you are filthy, 'tit."
Jen: and michael looks down and he's just COVERED with blood. "well, yeah, fuck. his head fucking like, exploded, cockfag."
Plus, ESPN - ESPN is owned by fucking DISNEY, lol.
So, like, posited: The edited Real World style show, for the Blues at least, is aired on Friday nights on ABC (another Disney channel); the live feed of the fight is available on ESPN, and that's what the "screengrab" in the icon is from. The Reds get aired on NBC or some shit, makes it real easy to follow just your own team. Sports bars on opposite sides of the street showing the different teams, and the inevitable streetfighting riots breaking out in South Boston as the pubs empty after the airing, one side of the street flipping off the other one and shouting about kicking their asses.
Further implications of Team Fortress being aired by a Disney property include a possible TF attraction at MGM studios - laser tag, maybe, or one of those 3D video things which inevitably end with the audience being squirted with water (currently they've got one where you get "sneezed" on and one where a bug "squirts" you; obviously it'd be "blood" for the TF one).